Love calculators seem to be pretty popular these days, so I put together one of my own here. It's scientological, I promise. Let me know what you think. :)

Been a while since any updates have been made to the site. I apologize to both my loyal readers. I have been receiving various images and such from visiters of the site and decided I would post some of them in a new "Random Items" section. Also, there will be more to come in "Tho Orbs" Saga, so stay tuned.

I have the second installment of "The Orbs" up. Is this the end of our little orb friends? Stay tuned to find out.

Also, I created a "Your mom" Joke Generator a while ago after realising if your mind was far enough in the gutter (and mine sure is), almost anything could be interpreted as being dirty. I have posted it here for your viewing pleasure. It's like Mad Libs, only funny.

Been a few days. Anyway, here is yet another web comic to plaster the walls of the interwebs with: "The Orbs". I'd like to think it will be somewhat more original than the 25.6 trillion other web comics out there (but no promises) and it should pick up on the artistry once the storyline gets a rolling. I just wanted to lay a foundation in the first 2-3 comics. Please note that I do have a full-time job and therefore this comic will never be the next Penny Arcade™ (not that my artistic abilities would even be on par either). Expect new comics to be added about once a week as long as I don't have writers block.

So, I received an entry into the funny story contest that simply contained a link to this Wikipedia article. Upon reading this I laughed a bit. This would have been all that occured, except my wife was standing over my shoulder and promptly smacked me for laughing at it. So, to the individual that made that submission (not gonna name names), I thank thee.

Just to preempt any complaints, I am aware of the problems with the performance of the site. It seems even my new host has some problems (even though this is leaps an bounds above the old host). I will likely be deploying the site onto a dedicated host soon (particularly if traffic remains as high as it has been). So, bare with me, it will get better.

Part of the reason I am concerned about the performance of the site is that I have been creating a web comic, nay, an internet experience. I know that there are about 23 trillion web comics out there, but this one will be different. It will be funny. So, stay tuned for that.

Added a Funny Quotes section here.

Just finished moving the site to a new host. The old one was getting rather slow and their customer service was getting worse each day.

I also made some semi-random updates, most of which are probably unnoticable.

Additionally, I decided to start a contest looking for funny stories. Details can be found here.

There are 2 new sections up:
•The Spork Gallery
•Counter-Strike:Source Poses

I also redid much of the underpinnings of the site to make updating easier and thus cause me to update more frequently (in theory).